| Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo ! | |
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| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever. | |
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu | |
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| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha | |
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| MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? | |
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. | |
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| A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS | |
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| Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... | |
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| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha | |
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| Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long |