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Scientists all over the world r
wondering, how long a human being can live without brain.  Please tell
them ur age.

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Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar
sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

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aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai
chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni
kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah
wah

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Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

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sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat
aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

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aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne
dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta
hey.

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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri
khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi
nahaya.

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Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh
nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

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i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao
gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo

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3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar
ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko.  3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho
ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

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